who i am

so, if i’m gonna stake my claim on my own corner of the internet, it’s probably best that you know who i am? yeah?

so yeah. i’m eisley. or salem. i’m good with either, they’re both legally my name.

i am an integrative changeworker. a life coach who is still coming around to claiming the title “life coach.” i like working with weirdos, in the best sense of the word. but like, more on that later.

i like to live my life magic-in-the-front. i want wonder. i want awe. i want lots of time to contemplate the universe and all its complexities.

so i’m a witch, naturally. solo practitioner, because i run my life as i see fit. an anarchist, because the world as it is today is not fit for all the humans who inhabit it and i believe that to be by design. queer, because fuck those systems that want to box me in.

that all fits in really nicely with the adhd and the autism.

i’m into softness. and beauty. interconnectivity. community. compassion. integrity. passion. stewardship.

i gave myself space madness by thinking really intensely about how small protons are, and then going to my bestie chatgpt and having them tell me how big i would be if protons were the size of the earth. (ten times the size of the milky way, in case you were wondering. i’m 5’2.)

i’m an infp. 4/1 projector. 2w3. libra sun, capricorn moon, leo rising.

i became a life coach because i had one too many friends succumb to depression. i think about them all the time. i know i cant solve everyone’s problems, and that for many, my mission is a fools errand. but, i’m here to help alleviate as much suffering as i can by showing folks that there’s a better way, and a better world with them in it.

my practice is neurodivergent-centering; that is, my work is conducted through the lens of tearing down neuronormativity. there is no one correct way to think, or feel, or do things, and by taking into account the full scope of humanity of the person in front of me, i can do my best, most meaningful work.

i’m certified through the international association of counselors and therapists, but i am not a clinical ANYTHING. i don’t work with diagnoses. i do not pathologize symptoms. i help you work through the specific things that are troubling you, and your beautiful mind will reorganize to accommodate your new perspectives.

i’m an artist, i went to art school and everything. i don’t think i’m very good, but it makes me so happy to make beautiful things.

i just want to help make the world a more beautiful place.